walk-up song kept playing into the first pitch

shot clock died and they guessed from the floor

jersey patch was for last week's sponsor

drone shot clipped a light tower and they cut to a graphic

replay operator showed the wrong end of the same play

studio laugh track hit before the punchline left the host

guest chair mic was still muted for the first story

lower third spelled the name of a different actor

cold open clip was from a season they already aired

clapboard in the blooper had tomorrow's date

audience warm-up joke leaked into the actual taping

teleprompter jumped two pages and they ad-libbed weather

cue light stayed red so the band never entered

shower went scalding when the washer switched cycles

leftover container cracked and broth hit the crisper

elevator music stopped between floors and nobody talked

bus driver closed the door on a backpack strap

vending machine ate a bill and dropped the wrong drink

umbrella inverted at the exact subway mouth

phone flashlight died in the stairwell with no windows