foul tip stayed in the glove and nobody appealed

runner scored standing because the cutoff hit the mound

bullpen phone rang and they still left him in for one more

infield shift was on a guy who bunts every night

called strike three was a ball in the dirt

rain delay two hours then five pitches then postpone

challenge lost them the last one they had for the ninth

sac fly scored a run that the broadcast already waved off

catcher set up away and the pitch ran back over the heart

they announced a delay then the tarp never moved

pinch hitter sat down because they used the wrong spot

stolen base was on a pitchout they still missed

umpire crew huddled and still missed the obstruction

keeper parried it straight back into the six yard box

offside flag went up on a ball that was already in the net

sub board showed the wrong number and they still played him

corner routine short-hopped the first man at the near post

penalty taker slipped and the keeper still dove the other way

added time was one minute after six of stoppage

goal kick went straight out for a corner in the ninetieth