Key fob died in the stairwell.

I taped the light switch. It still flickers.

Trash day is tomorrow. Bag is already leaking.

I set three alarms. Slept through two.

Window does not close all the way. Winter will be fun.

Mailbox was stuffed with someone else's mail.

I knocked. Dog lost it. Nobody came.

Hot water lasted four minutes.

I reset the breaker. Microwave still dead.

I queued a software update overnight. It asked at 7am.

Screen burn from the keyboard app. Ironic.

I dropped it with a case on. Case is why it survived.

Signal died in the elevator. Message sent six times.

Camera blur on the only photo that mattered.

I restored from backup. Photos from March are gone.

Notification stacked to 99 and none were useful.

I disabled the new keyboard. Old one lagged less.

I cleaned the port. Cable still wiggles.

Face unlock hates this lighting.

I put it on airplane for an hour. Felt better.